"Does she get drunk and ruin family parties?"
Is he gay?
i don’t know about you, but failure has never made me want to try harder to succeed.
failure just makes me want to lie down and never do anything ever again
Tell me a bedtime story
My dance style ranges from white dad at a barbecue to stripper whose rent is due tomorrow
If u ever find yourself thinking your brown eyes aren’t beautiful remember that they’re the color of freshly baked brownies, they’re the same shade as the melted fudge u pour over your ice cream, and they match every single type of chocolate that exists in this world. ur eyes are more magnificent than u could possibly imagine
"SIT LIKE A LADY"